Chu Sheng's life as a street tough takes a sharp turn when he stumbles into cultivation, convinced joining an immortal sect means easy victory over his pathetic existence. Reality crashes down hard: the "Nine Laws of Ascension" is a parasitic nightmare that feeds on human bodies, and the future world has rotted into a wasteland of evil spirits. Worse, Chu Sheng discovers he's not a chosen one but livestock, a spare meal for immortals thanks to his rare ability to merge all things together. Refusing to become food, he rounds up a crew of misfits just as unhinged as he is and charges into the future to annihilate the evil plaguing it. What follows is brutal, grotesque combat wrapped in ridiculous humor as Chu Sheng slams his reality-warping powers against cultivation nightmares. Survival odds sit at one in ten thousand. The comedy lies in how he doesn't care, barreling forward anyway with absolute confidence despite the cosmic joke he's discovered about his own worthlessness.